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British Housewives – Home of Amateur British Porn!

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Welcome to British Housewives!

We’ve put together this site, because we wanted to make a showcase of the very best of British Amateur Women!

Whether you’re a sucker for the innocent Girl Next Door, have a soft spot for the old dear down the street, or have a raging hard-on for the horny slapper in the flat downstairs – we’re confident that we have something for you to get your rocks off to here at British Housewives!

Along with our featured models, we’re also compiling a library of Genuine UK Amateur Porn – so get stuck in, and send us your Mrs’s smut pictures too!

On these pages you’ll see a bunch of our featured models, but there really isn’t any excuse for not clicking the link below and diving straight into the VIP Members Section – it costs so little to jump in, you’d be mental to miss out!

– British Housewife Galleries –

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Alice

Struggling student Alice from Manchester was keen to appear on British Housewives, as the fee paid to featured models would allow her to fill her cupboard with Pot Noodles and Lambrini …

Amber

British Housewife Amber

Birmingham Housewife Amber was spotted by our photographer walking down Erdington High Street pissed right up one Saturday night, and offered the chance to appear on British Housewives …

Bianca

Gonna have to be careful with teaching assistant Bianca from Guildford in Surrey. “Why’s that..?” I hear you ask. Well let me tell you why – Bianca has got a bright pink fanny, and as my dear old grandma said to me on her death-bed – “Never trust a girl who has dyed her fanny bright pink.”

Blondie

This 32 year old housewife from Newbury goes by – online at least – the name of Blondie. Tbh I’m not sure why, though it could just be because Mousie or Yellowish hasn’t got such a good ring to it …

Candice

If you enjoy a drink or two from the Furry Cup, you’ll enjoy British Housewife Candice’s dodgy porn pictures. She might have the name of some exotic glamorous model, but she’s got the hairy fanny of a 1960’s stripper from Soho …

Carol

British Housewife Carol is a part-time cashier in one of those DIY superstores and comes from the Westcountry, Taunton to be exact …

Chaz

Chaz is a care assistant and lives in Bradford. She emailed us and sent a few pics, asking if we would put her on this site. Well you’d have to be a right grim faced old fuckpig to get turned down, so of course we said yes …

Chloe

Chloe isn’t technically a British Housewife, as she’s a single mum trying to make ends meet on the dole. But she was willing to pose for us, and we don’t have a website called British Babes on Benefits, although it might be a good idea to make one …

Christel

Londoner Christel is a welcome addition to British Housewives – she has a touch of the old Glamour Model look about her, while also looking like the type of bird you’re likely to see walking down your High Street …

Cindy

Cindy is an older British Housewife, and we’ve got plenty of pictures of her faffing around in her bedroom stripping out of her nightdress and having a good old fiddle with her dildo …

Claire

Claire, a filthy housewife from Derby, looks to me like the kind of girl you’re likely to see having a pint in your local pub. Probably at 11am, and she’s probably drinking a Stella & Strongbow snakebite …

Cleo

Welsh beauty Cleo reminds me of someone, and I can’t for the life of me think who. I wonder if it’s the new brunette foody-type from Dragon’s Den? Could be …

Collette

Shop assistant Collette from Dover is another new addition to British Housewives, and very welcome she is too. However, when adding her photographs to the VIP Area, I noticed something that bothers me …

Connie

Pub barmaid Connie reckons she has a super-high sex drive, and gets her kicks by trying to shag as many pub-goers as possible every week …

Danielle

Danielle is an older bit of posh, and her pictures are very popular here at British Housewives. She’s the kind of bird who could very well be your next door neighbour, the one you think spends Friday evenings doing a …

Donna Marie

Donna Marie is another favourite attraction here at British Housewives, certainly in the top 10 of most popular amateurs. Talking of amateurs, don’t forget that we’re giving away …

Emma

Cheeky Sheffield strumpet Emma is yet another of our more popular featured models. She gets a lot of requests for private shows and a shocking amount of requests to purchase her knickers and …

Fabienne

Fabienne is a rather exotic name for a bird from Plymouth, but that’s indeed the moniker of this rather hairy brunette housewife. If hairy minges that look like a gorillas back with a stab wound are your thing, well you’ll love Fabienne …

Francesca

Francesca comes from the historic Roman town of Bath, is a full time student and wants to be a P.E. teacher apparently. When I was at school, the P.E. teachers used to …

Gemma

British Housewife Gemma was excited to appear on this site – but you wouldn’t know it looking at these preview pictures, eh? The face on it. I don’t understand why a fit female ever …

Ginnie

Ginnie submitted her private pictures to British Housewives cos she wanted to use it as a way to meet people – seems a bit odd to me … surely if you want to meet people, you go to evening classes or join a gym? …

Holly

Another Westcountry Housewife here, Holly from Bridgwater. There’s a whole bunch of private picture sets of Holly in the VIP Gentleman’s Area, click the link below to see how easy it is to get access to our British …/p>

Jade

Ok well not strictly a British Housewife as Jade is from Thailand, but she’s engaged to a lucky British bloke, so that’s close enough. At the time of writing this, Jade is …

Jane

Well there’s not a lot to do in Bodmin, so I’m not surprised that Cornish lass Jane spends her spare time getting her tits and snapper out for the camera. Click the link below to access our …

Julie

Julie – amateur British Housewife from Tamworth – is another one of those completely innocent looking older birds who you’d have no idea would be appearing on a site like this. She loves younger guys wanking over …

Katy

Katy’s from Ludlow, and loves getting her bits and bobs out for the camera. Which is a good thing, cos it means we get to see her in all her glory. If mature British Housewives spreading their arse …

Kylie

If you click the link below and enter the VIP British Housewife area, you will be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky as to see Kylie’s beautiful fanny and cracking arse. It’s Kylie from Portsmouth tho, not the …

Marissa

British Housewife Marissa from Farnham was hoping that she would get fan mail by appearing on British Housewives. I can see that her galleries get a lot of visits, so I hope you …

Morgan

Single mother of 3 Morgan lives in the armpit of north Devon, otherwise known as Ilfracombe. She loves fanmail, and I can imagine that it must brighten up her day massively to hear from vaguely normal …

Natalie

Massively popular Natalie of every Cultists favourite town East Grinstead lists “getting filthy tweets from fans” among her favourite hobbies. Well, don’t let the girl down eh, click …

Natasha

Croydon girl Natasha is just one of our many British Housewives sharing their private galleries with you in our VIP Area Click the link below, follow the …

Nelly

Bradford Bird Nelly is a bit of alright, I’m glad she agreed to be a part of British Housewives. Click the link below, do what you have to do and get yourself …

Nick

We don’t have enough Scottish birds on British Housewives for my liking. So if any of you have a wife from North of The Border, and fancy having a free pass to the …

Nicky

Nicky is a bit of a dirty one, which makes me all the more pleased that she graces the pages of British Housewives. Click the link below to have a good old ogle at this …

Olivia

Back down to London now where we can wave a hearty Hello to Cockney strumpet Olivia. Either that, or have a jolly good wank over her – I don’t mind which one you choose, you crack on sir …/p>

Paris

Welcome to new addition Paris from Exeter to the pages of British Housewives. Paris is one of a number of West Country amateur girls to feature on this site, but …

PhoebeRose

Phoebe Rose is brand new to getting her bits and bobs out for the lads online, so let’s give her a big old British Housewives welcome – and by that I mean click the link below, access …

Rosie

Rosie from Bideford is quite possibly one of my most popular models on this site, and it’s easy to see why .. she’s gorgeous :-) Click the link below & get …

Sally

Blonde beauty Sally from Windsor is probably the British Housewife with the biggest fan following, the postman can often be seen paying her a visit to empty his bulging sack …

Sally Anne

Sally-Anne has submitted loads of her private pics to us at British Housewives, which is nice. She’s pretty filthy n all, with plenty of pictures of her playing with her dildo etc – result …

Sapphire

Sapphire is one of only a few Welsh girls on British Housewives at the moment, I’d like this to change, so it would be grand if you could send me in pictures of your wife if she’s Welsh …

Sonia

Sonia tells me that she loves chatting with you randy lot on Twitter & via email etc, so we hope you find time to fire her a message or two. She’s just one of …

Sophia

Sophia is another mature British housewife who likes talking to her fans, if you’re looking to chat with genuine British women then you should have a browse of our featured wives …

Victoria

Brunette hottie Victoria from Swindon says she was excited when we got round to adding her British Housewives as she loves knowing that random men are wanking over her pics …

Zoe

Zoe from Falmouth is a very cute Cornish maid, and I’m pleased to offer her private smut pictures to you These are amongst her first ever nude pictures seen by the masses, so …

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